Stealth Nerd

A bookish nerdy person who disguises their proclivities in order to maintain social status.

Lydia from Teen Wolf is such a Stealth Nerd

by Smoolly Anderthy November 18, 2013

sneast

A goated person

A person above all other people

Can also penis or vagina

Also it can mean to ejaculate

The sucking of a penis; or the eating of a vagina
Sneast is also a synonym for all words
You can use this word as sneast or sneasty

I’m gonna sneast your sneast tonight.
Dude I just sneast all over her face

Dude you’re such a sneast

by Sneasty sneasterson December 12, 2019

stealth retirement

The increasingly common phenomenon of quietly and suddenly retiring in the midst of workplace chaos to avoid the dangers of the Covid Pandemic.

Well my man, the only truly intelligent option as I see it is stealth retirement!

by Dr Bunnygirl August 6, 2020

stealth hump

The act of sneaking behind a corner and lying in wait for one's wife or girlfriend to turn her back and let her guard down, whereupon the subject springs out from behind cover, immediately places himself behind the female, and pounds her ass viciously.

This is best executed while both parties are fully clothed, so as to illustrate that the erstwhile-performed stealth hump is not a attempt at sexual gratification, but rather an act of degradation, humiliation, and objectification.

Paula had her back turned while brushing her teeth, so I jumped out from behind the shower curtain and stealth humped her until she choked on a mouthful of toothpaste.

by senorguitarra September 26, 2011

stealth moose

a female that looks tempting from afar but is 'a horse-frightener' when viewed up close. see 'trick dog'. Related to 'lager beauty'

When I saw her through the pub window buying chips i had to go and chat her up but she turned out to be a stealth moose

by churdler April 4, 2003

Stealth-call

When you have to call someone back but don't want to talk to them, so you wait until you know they can't talk and leave a voice mail.

"I don't want to tell Karen I can't make it tonight, so I'll Stealth-call her when she's on her flight and has her phone shut off."

by hbdanny March 18, 2010

stealst

to steal whilst wearing stilts.

He doesn't have to worry about people hiding their things in trees because he'll be straight up stealsting that crap.

When i'm in the mood for a little elevated excitement, i stealst.

by Hellafide August 10, 2010