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STD Risk

As implied. The risk of catching an STD from a sexual encounter because the other person is a whore. Could also be used as a scale from one to ten or as a probability. One being the lowest, ten being he highest.
That girl is so dime, I would hit it but she's whore and I wouldn't take the std risk.

I would bang that skank but even double baggin it wouldn't be worth the STD risk.

Wow! Look at that girl dancing on the bar. What a Skankzilla. STD risk - 10 or STD risk - 100%.
by DBARBS March 11, 2009
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computer std

When you download a virus off of a porn website to your computer.
Person #1: Why is your computer running so slow?
Person #2: It got a computer std
by pinkrhinestone January 29, 2014
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National STD Day

The day where people get to share their STD’s and not get called gay. The day where you can also give anyone you want STD’s. Happens on November 3rd. so basically where Beyoncé and Jay Z trade STD’s.
Kyle: hey homie, want some STD’s?

Chad: nah bro, that’s weird

Kyle: but it’s National STD Day!
Chad: oh shit go ahead then I’m gay today
by karenismysugardaddy October 21, 2019
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Power ranger std

Have you seen the latest episode of power ranger std.

Yeah man it was so cool
by Mynameisyoshikagekira January 22, 2020
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STD Grab Bag

STD Grab Bag refers to a person who is so promiscuous that he or she has many STD's (sexually transmitted diseases). Like a grab bag that you would get at a birthday as a child you would pull out many wonderful gifts such as: a pencil, pixie stix, stickers, or a puzzle. But with an STD Grab Bag you can pull out: genital warts, syhpillis, chlamydia, or ghonnorea. Yay!
Maggie is an STD Grab Bag; she has slept with every guy in town.
by Meghan June 9, 2004
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STD

STD stands for Super trendy drip which refers to a Item of Clothing that is seen as either exclusive or stylish.
Joe: ,,My Mom just gave me an STD''

Fred: ,,I wish i had an STD''
Tanya: ,, I get STD's from my Sugar-Daddys''
by rededadeln May 28, 2021
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Online STD

The sacrifice you make in the moment to stream a show while your computer is without anti-virus. Resulting in a shit-ton of malware and pop ups about dating Russian women and horse betting.
"Man I was streaming 'Brooklyn 99' yesterday even though my virus protection was down, and now I think I gave my computer an Online STD "
"Ugh thats shit man, have you taken it to the gyno"
by NotAllHeroesWearCapes October 8, 2016
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