Mission Statement

The vague and unobtainable goals of a company or organization used by management to explain what the company or organization and they themselves do.

After months of meetings and repeated drafts they thought their new Mission Statement was perfectly clear, only problem was it really had nothing to do with what they did.

by bullshitzer June 2, 2010

Wayne Stated

When Wayne State University pulls a drastic, last second change affecting a large portion of the student body.

I had my schedule all set up to have Tuesdays off, and then the week before classes start they tell us that this class meets on Tuesdays, despite what is posted when registering. We all just got Wayne Stated.

They changed the syllabus with 2 weeks notice and moved our calculations exam up a whole week to the same day that we have our biochem exam. We all just got Wayne Stated.

by ModulusPharmD October 6, 2011

rage state

another name given to San Diego State based on its reputation as a massive party school

If you don't pass out by 3am you haven't truly experienced Rage State

by Oak_Athletics November 4, 2017

The Petri State

A nickname given to Georgia due to Governor Brian Kemp’s premature move to reopen so many businesses and venues sure to efficiently spread COVID-19.

With all this business flowing back into our restaurants, theaters, hair salons and gyms, I’ll die happy in the good ole ICU right here in The Petri State!

by Dr Bunnygirl April 22, 2020

state store

in Pennsylvania, one of the "Wine and Spirits" stores, since all of these stores are state owned

In Pennsylvania, one must buy wine and booze at the state store and beer at a beer distributor due to the state's dumb laws banning grocery and convenience stores form selling alcoholic beverages.

by Erickh July 18, 2007

Turn state

To become a Rat, Snitch, Bitch,Coward, no longer a man. To work with the Police,Po-Po,Twelve, One time,D.A.,DEA.

"Ohh shit, you still mess with Billy? They Square ass lame will turn state on you in a heartbeat!"

Federal inmate NUTTY#45923: "Hey Stacks what are you in for?"

Federal inmate Stacks#56484: "One of my fake Homeboy's got cracked in october and he couldn't be gone till november, so he wore a wire and set me up.He had a ET finger in court and turned state on me!"

by Nobody1785 November 2, 2011

Statey

Common slang term for State Police.

Gettin' pulled over by a statey is bad enough, but you're screwed if it's a short woman statey with something to prove.

by TerminalSaint April 10, 2004