When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020
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by Raven14 February 11, 2010
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by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
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by Gomiboy June 28, 2009
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The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you
Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken
Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?
Guy 2: Great Idea!
*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken
Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?
Guy 2: Great Idea!
*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
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He started to stapler her
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