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Stapletits

When both nipples are pierced with bars and it looks like you’ve had an unfortunate office based incident with a stapler
Jesus Livy put a bloody bra on no-one needs to see stapletits first thing in the morning
by Menopausalcow September 24, 2020
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Stapleford

Everyone with this last name is kind, compassionate, romantic, and extremely sexy. The men are so well hung, their wives have to have specially made pants and shoes to compensate for the severe bowleggedness that results from having sex with them. The name itself derives from a huge phalic pole covered with Celtic runes used in ancient times to cross the "Erewash" (ford) or (river) that runs through the town in Nottinghamshire England of the same name, Stapleford, England.
He must be a Stapleford, check out his girlfriend she walks like a cowboy.
by Raven14 February 11, 2010
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red stapler

Similar to a rug that really ties the room together, the red swingline stapler is a coveted possession or ideological, which when taken, may cause arson.
"Red stapler"
-Milton
by Ignatius Strangelove December 10, 2007
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ghetto staple

When you have no staples so you find a paper that is already stapled and you take off that staple and staple it by hand to your new paper.
Fuck i dont have staples... Looks like i have to ghetto staple this. Where is my other paper that is stapled?
by FastHandz September 4, 2009
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Staplecide

Term for a stapler in which two staples have jammed at the dispensing end. Can be a condition of improperly loaded staples, such as those broken into units too small to use effectively, or those suffering from staple rot. Solution often requires the user negating all other productivity to remove the tangled staples, oftentimes resulting in a less-than-functional device when the procedure is completed.
I swear this stapler commits staplecide every third staple!
by Gomiboy June 28, 2009
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staple manoeuvre

A form of relationship in which the female is being penetrated by two men who are also friends.
The crown (top bar) of the staple represents the friendship between the two males and the legs of the staple represents their penises. It is called the staple manoeuvre because the manor in which a staple is inserted into paper (both ends of the staple enter at the same time) is reflecting the way that the two males penetrate to woman at the same time.
Guy 1: hey i heard she was into you

Guy 2: yeah, but shes taken

Guy 1: why not do the old 'staple manoeuvre'?

Guy 2: Great Idea!

*simultaneous high five jump into freeze frame*
by Bobby Uttsex June 8, 2014
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stapler

When having sex you put the girls legs above your head and stick your dick into her mouth and start humping
He started to stapler her
by Jeff5362874 October 7, 2020
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