seamhead

An avid baseball fanatic, especially one who frequently utilizes statistical analysis and urges others to do the same.

Old-school baseball scouts tend to hate seamheads like Rob Neyer, always harping about on-base percentage and Win Shares.

by Travis M. Nelson March 20, 2008

Pasta Scream

When your in line at a pasta buffet to get your pasta and the person is about to put the wrong sauce on your pasta, you yell out a primal Pasta Scream.

Sara asked for the white sauce on her pasta, but the man kept bringing the ladle full of green sauce closer and closer to the pasta. She let out her loudest Pasta Scream, "NOOOOOOO" until she realized the pasta was not hers and that she had just caused a ruckus.

by Shroomsingbs October 21, 2011

The Four Seam Fastball

The act of using four of one's fingers to administer a handjob. The hand is not in the normal jacking off position, but rather the giver of the handjob comes from above and wraps all four fingers around the penis of the recipient. The position and movement of the fingers looks somewhat simliar to the movement of a jellyfish's tentacles, a lobster's claws, or how you would hold a baseball when pitching a four seam fastball. Invented by Elise, made popular by Muffin and Wills.

Elise gave Jack the four seam fastball, and Jack had to correct and show her the real way to do it.

by Jeff aka Muffin October 8, 2006

screaming alpha

Navy slang for a person engulfed in flames, usually running around screaming; so termed because burning people fit into the category of class-A/class-Alpha fires (those involving solid, organic combustibles and which leave ashes).

"If you watch that news film of the Hindenburg crash, you can see a bunch of screaming alphas come running out of the wreckage."

by Dr. Twisted August 30, 2004

seaman bat

A seaman bat is when a guy is beating his meat and starts to shout extremely loud and then ejaculates forcing the seaman out of his japseye and then catching it in his mouth then a seaman bat is born

Last night I did some crazy shit

Like what?

I gave birth to a seaman bat

by Icantthinkofanynames June 12, 2017

screaming harry

When one does a massive SHIT and screams in pain

My mate had a screaming Harry after his curry

by Hilly May 18, 2019

Genny Screamers

1. A slang name for Genesee Cream Ale with it's origins in Western New York.

2. The resulting painful diarrhea, and intestinal gas buildup hot enough to cut steel that sometimes results from drinking Genesee Cream Ale.

"I shouldn't have drank all of those last night. I woke up at 4AM with a serious case of the Genny Screamers..."

by OsirisAscending January 17, 2012