Awkward Squirtle

when someone makes a FAILED pokemon reference

made up in Smiles's BlogTV show

"I like to spank my mankey sometimes"

wow that was an awkward squirtle

by PwnsTehNubs September 30, 2008

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shurtleff

Awesome Irish person with blue eyes, and usually either blonde or dark brown hair. A Shurtleff is the best friend you can have .

Wow that kid is one amazing Shurtleff

by Jake Greenhealt September 10, 2016

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SQURTLE • Squirtle • snurtle • spurtle • Squirtle Squad • shurtle • Smurtle • squirtleing • squartle • squatle

The sudden post sex squeezing of your dick by a woman’s vagina right after you cum.. There’s that calm quiet moment and then Bam! Out of nowhere, it’s like her snake is eating your hamster... your limp lifeless hamster.. feels like a turtleneck...

Watch out for that one, if I were you I’d get in and get out before any squirtleneck occurs.. She’s got a reputation for that ya know...

by Burntybayer March 30, 2019

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squatle

When you squat and waddle at the same time

That man just did the squatle

by Sûp December 5, 2020

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super squirtle

the act of filling your ass with water, or any other beverage, and farting it out into the air or someones face (including your own).

my neighbors lawn needs to be watered so im gonna go get kyle to super squirtle all over it!

by cheif1nut December 30, 2013

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Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017

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