Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel
universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so hard that
grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the
ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.