Squoze (verb, past tense of “squeeze” in a parallel universe)
1. The act of squeezing something so
hard that grammar itself gave up.
• “I squoze the ketchup and it painted the ceiling.”
2. What happens when hugs
go from “aww” to “I can’t feel my ribs.”
3. Linguistically, the cousin of “
yeeted” and “brung”—bold, unapproved, and proud.