I thought i had a peeping tom so i was keeping a close eye on the window, when i next looked up there was a squished lizard looking up at me.
by dark sunshine March 8, 2009
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A dog which, when you pinch the skin on the side of it's face, the skin is easily manipulate and can be stretched to great lengths.
by LupuSamor January 6, 2017
Get the Squishy Pap mug.I told my Mom I wanted to go to backpack across Europe, and she told me that I should be looking for a job instead. She is such a Dream Squisher!
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Get the soft squishing mug.When a male ejaculates upon a squash (or similar produce i.e. cucumber, zucchini, large carrot sticks) then proceeds to insert jizz covered veggie into a woman's (or male) orifice of choice.
"I was Squashpumping Megan the other day; You should have seen the load I blew on that zucchini, dawg."
"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"
"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"
"I hope Julia doesn't choke on all of our cum when we start Squashpumping her"
"Wanna have a Squashpumping orgy?"
by TheOracle22 February 11, 2012
Get the Squashpumping mug.A squish is a "platonic crush" of sorts that is often experienced by aromantic individuals though alloromantics can get squishes,too .
Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."
Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Essentially,a squish is a feeling of intense admiration,respect, and almost familial love that's similar to a crush,but just minus the romantic/sexual parts of a crush.It often comes as a feeling of, "You're such a great person!I want to be your best bud forever."
Sometimes,people will become queer-platonic partners with their squish - this is often quite a nice arrangement for the person,as they can have a deep relationship with their squish that isn't inherently romantic.
Person 1 : Man,can you believe Winter has a squish on them?
Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
Person 2: Really?Man, I can't wait until they become qpps!
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