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yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite

a slang term that Pokémon fans use for "lets rob that bank over there"
Brian: hey Lucas, yellow squirtle keezy megaevolution ultraforms unite
Lucas: yeah nigga lets do it.
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Slimy Squirtle

A gooey blue turd that occurs after drinking an excessive, maybe hospitalizing amount of blue gatorade
Cooper - “Just got out of the hospital and finally the slimy squirtle came out!”
Michael Jordan - “that’s great news buddy”
by isaachatestonyramsay December 13, 2019
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Reverse Squirtle

When you jizz up your own or someone elses nose.
Duuudeee, I totally gave Colin a Reverse Squirtle last night and he sneezed it out!
by GypsyEyes666 September 2, 2020
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squitter hoop

"I shit so hard i ripped my squitter hoop."
by Grandad October 1, 2007
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squirtle

a young species of pokemon that can only prematurley ejaculate, but as they evolve they will be able to squirt their pokejizz further.
the gansta muthafukn squirtle evolved into a blastoise and shot his pokesperm in the charzards face. super effective cumshot!
by nevrsay nigg*r October 18, 2011
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Squirtle

The cutest pokemon by far. Also can be used to describe a guy who is absolutely perfect in every way. Can merge with pikachu to form squikachu, which is the epitome of awesomeness.
OMG HAI SQUIRTLE!!!!!!!
by dancingmaniac2 March 1, 2010
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Squirtle

A faggy little turtle that jizzes in his pocket & shits on charmanders tail thus destroying it now & FOREVER!!!!!
Erik "FUCK ITS SQUIRTLE"
Dan "Yeah he totally shits on charmander"
Erik "Thus destroying him?"
Henry "Si señor im so tiredddddd"
by SquirtleRaper981 June 28, 2009
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