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Squirty Mus-Tard

when a douche bag guy driving a suped up honda gets his car squirted with mustard.
"Holy shit, did you see Jeff just got Squirty Mus-Tarded"
by Kevlar01 March 31, 2010
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Squirty V

The drink of choice at the Norris Lakehouse, and of Jean's grandma. A delightful mixture of vodka and (Diet) Squirt.
"Hey Joe, we're out of gin."

"That's fine...pour me a Squirty V."
by Hi80sDensity August 10, 2013
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Squirty

1- Something so amazing that the only word you can use to describe it is squirty

2- Something so awful and foul that the only word that comes to mind is squirty
Sentence 1: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find.

Sentence 2: Whoa bro those new kicks are squirty. Yea dude they were the squirtiest ones I could find
by TheSquirty August 21, 2024
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Making a Yorkshire pudding batter both with the cum of a virile Disney Dad, and the squirted juices of a lady. The Yorkshire pudding is thereafter cooked in the oven, then eaten with the fingers of both the male and female from whence the pudding came.
Dirty Squirty Yorkshire Pudding

What did you do last night?
Made a Dirty Squirty toad in the hole. De-lish.....
by Disney Dad May 4, 2022
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Turdy Squirty

A sexual act involving excrement

You start by pooing in a condom. Then you tie a knot in the open end of it and cut a tiny hole in the other end. Point the hole towards your partner and squeeze the condom. The tiny hole will squirt your turd (hence the name) all over your partner. You can additionally help each other lick it clean
Boyfriend: Do you wanna do the Turdy Squirty?
Girlfriend: Ok, but only if you help me clean it
by gayasswhale February 18, 2020
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Squirty

A term of endearment for close friends, partners, or family.
This is my Squirty!”
by anonymous July 27, 2024
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robinsons squirty

It's when you get played with but instead of cumming you pee. But the pee has blood in it and it looks like ribena.
You know that chick Dave brought home last night? She cried in my arms because he had a robinsons squirty. So tragic.
by Sadbananas October 7, 2016
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