ketchup squirter 

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

ketchup squirter by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

Ranch Squirter by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

Dirt squirter

The anus.

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.

Dirt squirter by Truck 12 December 3, 2015

Eggplant squirter 

The act of ejaculating forcefully

Kyle: Did you hear that Rick got some chick pregnant.
Eric: That's no suprise. Rick's the biggest eggplant squirter west of the Mississippi

Eggplant squirter by Donald Trumps cunt December 12, 2018

Firm Squirter 

When a vagina tightly wraps around, covers and squeezes a penis firmly, as the penis cums

Oh my god, my girl gave me a Firm Squirter yesterday, it was amazing

Firm Squirter by Rionox December 23, 2022

sag squirter 

An old female squirting on her pineapple juice out of her vagina and into the nostrils of her husband/acquaintance.

Grandma: "Pour it in there"

Grandpa: "Alright its in"

Grandma: squirts

Grandpa: "Ahhh, that really cleans out the sinuses! Your a hell of a sag squirter!"

sag squirter by anal vibrations August 11, 2010

jock squirter

Someone who gets horny over hockey sticks so when they play hockey they jizz inside of it and it gets glued to their dick

Dylan:yo Chad what've you got in your pants? you're lookin a little bumpy
Chad:I'm a jock squirter
Dylan:so that's why you sleep with hockey sticks
Chad:ya basically oh..and I also sleep with your mom!
Dylan:Fuck you!
Chad:shut up you stupid slut

jock squirter by Dylowned June 23, 2005