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Squip

A young boy, aged about 8-14. A derogatory term for a young boy whose demeanor tends towards those who are pushed around.
STFU, Squip. You suck at this game!
by x_401_err0r_x June 8, 2013
mugGet the Squipmug.

Squip

A horrible thing that turns young people into sinners!
Mom, I got squipped and have sinned millions of times!
by Lisa D. May 29, 2004
mugGet the Squipmug.

squip

a brand new car new to you invented by Kimberly Jones
I got my squip today son
by brooklynnbrwn May 1, 2009
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squip daddy

when be more chill fans take things a bit too far
squitties: omg cameron bond is the ultimate squip daddy
me: you guys need to stop sexualizing the squip he's a fucking computer
by dicknommer69 November 30, 2018
mugGet the squip daddymug.

Squip

Bouncing around like a wild cancer cell because you are high off monster fumes and bepis themed perc 30s
Yo that guy is squipping out. I think he drank one to many monster BFCs
by buttnigger101 June 8, 2019
mugGet the Squipmug.

Squip

Stands for Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.
The SQUIP is from Japan. It comes in the form of a gray oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It's preprogrammed, it's amazing, and it speaks to you directly. You behave as it's appraising. It helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool.

NOTE: To activate the SQUIP, you MUST drink it with Mountain Dew. If you wish to deactivate it, drink Mountain Dew Red.
Jeremy: So it's like... Drugs?
Rich: It's better than drugs, Jeremy.

Jeremy: I've just never heard of it before
Rich: That's the point, it's some top secret- can't even look it up on the internet- shit.

The SQUIP:
by theatrekidapproachatyourownris October 20, 2020
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