Squintsy (squint-see): adverb describing the emotional state of losing self-control as a result of being too close to your crush. Derived from the famous scene from The Sandlot in which Michael "Squints" Palledorous jumps off the diving board so Wendy Peppercorn has to save him.
"Bro, I gotta get out of the office, the unicorn is looking extra fire today and I'm feeling kinda squintsy, I don't want to say something I can't take back."
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