turd squirter

another name for the anus.

my turd squirter is so sore from all the diarrhea i've had this week.

by poopshoota November 14, 2010

ketchup squirter

either from std's, frequent masterbation, or inbreeding, this is when a male can ejaculate blood at will

guy: what do you want first the white milk or the fruit punch?
girl: mmm give me the fruit punch

guy: they dont call me a ketchup squirter for nothing

by a white racist-dom f July 27, 2011

squirter

A squirter is a guy who squirts his cum at least two feet when he gets jacked off and has a cumgasm.

Matt and I are both squirters - we both usually paint the wall when we have jack-off cumgasms!

by USAF Cadet August 20, 2021

squirter mcfurter

Master of cum
The one who women look for a good squirting time

Yo Ron Burgundy is the real squirter mcfurter

by Weenie bo Beenie June 18, 2005

Squirter

A squirter is a small female (like kylie) who is already at knob height - making is easy to squirt(h)er.

Or a strangely talented girl who, after becoming excited can fire lady juice at high velocity out from her nu-nu.

That squirter is the right height for me.

At the orgy I had to duck the squirter.

by DJ Jaybee July 29, 2004

Ranch Squirter

A woman that vaginally injects ranch dressing, then squirts it onto a salad where another woman eats such salad.

That chick is a ranch squirter.

by THE REAL DEAL RANCH SQUIRT July 6, 2009

Squinternet

An old person's name for the internet. A miraculous place where you go and squint to find something.

After Emily said 'I can't find the capital of Mongolia' Dad was heard to exclaim. 'Awwhh. Just look it up on the Squinternet'

by MickJohn November 24, 2011