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choking a squidhead

This one-liner may be used during an alien invasion, especially when you're a badass who is out to kill the beasts from outer space.

It is also possible to get the phrase as a dirty joke, according to the youtube celebrity Jesse Cox from the youtube channel "OMFGcata", who first came up with this sentence during his playthrough of the game "Crysis 2".
You kill an alien with your mere hands. You mention that you are choking a squidhead. You throw his corpse away.
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squidging 

when you're hugging someone, and for a moment you hold them tighter, you're squidging them
"So i was hugging her, and she said something cute, so i squidged her"
squidging by peachstar June 24, 2005
similar to a nipple cripple but instead to expand across the whole breast
i gave her a squedge
squedge by mc factor July 1, 2008
a creamy yet explosive dump blasted onto the floor
yo rae'eesha come take a look at this enormous squige i unleashed onto tyrones pillow!
squige by ralph cucumber October 12, 2008
To Hug or squeeze somthing tightly with lots of love or affection.
I love you, you know...

I love you to, come here and gimme a Sqwidge :)
Sqwidge by Kcriton September 21, 2006

squigger 

I saw two squiggers eating acorns on the lawn today
squigger by Dancingfool23 November 30, 2003
To get absolutely fucked beyond belief. Originated in 1992 when a young Germanist named Squidward invented a particular form of binge drinking involving the mixing of Deutsche lager with breastmilk. His love for breastmilk may have dwindled but his burning passion to get stupidly drunk in untimely situations remained undying and henceforth to get squided became the latest in a long series of terms meaning to get so drunk you're no longer aware of what continent you are on and why your underwear is hanging out of another male's mouth.
Guy 1: Hey man how's the head?
Guy 2: Uuuuuuuuuuuuh
Guy 3: Don't worry Guy 1 he's just hideously squided - fucking wasteman
squided by Jus_get_it_in May 16, 2011