When a man masturbates and ejaculates straight into the air, then pulls his penis to his stomach like a lever, before the semen lands on his testicles.
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Jimmy's body was found mangled and beat out of proportion, each body part torn off and crudely sown in different places. The several different shoeprints in his blood suggested multiple assailants. There was a letter found lodged inside Jimmy's throat, each letter seemingly written by a different person. It wrote: "GET SQUIDONKLED".
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
Jason: "Did you hear what happened to Jimmy?"
George: "He was certainly squidonkled."
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How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
How to squid:Prior to jerking off, stick an open plastic tube down your penis. From this point, carefully pour liquid ink down the tube until you feel that your penis is full. Remove the tube, and be sure to let the ink marinate for some time within the depths of your sacred shaft. You are now free to molest your mighty mollusk. When you nut, your cum will be very dark and ink-like, resembling the fluids released by a squid when they flee from predators
“Did you hear about Jerry? His mom walked in on him choking his chicken and he started squidding all over her!!!”
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“Did you see the news last night? Apparently some 16 year olds started a Squibbin at a hibachi restaurant which resulted in someone starting a fire. It was insane.”
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