smeeking

To advance cuntily -

Smeeking is the act of creeping around with the intention of being nosey or catching someone out, suddenly apprearing causing suprise.

e.g. - My boss was "smeeking" around the office looking for people not working

by The Word Avenger March 27, 2008

Attention-seeking

Someone who loves and desires attention, they seek attention and sometimes live off of attention. They will do anything for attention even things that is immoral like posting pictures half naked, backstabbing, lying, fake crying, acting insecure for compliments.

Most girl attention seekers are called Melissa, Jenny, Jessica, Lezil, and Désiré.

Girl1: I'm so ugly, I think everyone is prettier than me.
Girl2: Please stop attention-seeking, it's really irritating. Everyone knows you think you are hot why else would you take thousands of pictures and half naked too. Just get over yourself.

by TheForener April 30, 2013

Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder

A disorder in which somebody makes up or exaggerates a mental illness for attention. Someone likely has this condition if they are constantly making posts on social media about their insurmountable struggles dealing with (e.g. anxiety, depression) and seem to always have the need to remind others about how sick or damaged they are. These people also typically make vague posts of their dire distress in order to obtain sympathy and bait people into talking to them about it. It is common for these individuals to use their illness as an excuse for their behavior, esp. when treating others poorly yet expects those same people feel sorry for them. Those affected by ASCD typically make little or no effort to get better from their supposed illness because they are more interested in getting attention than improving their quality of life. The demographic most affected by this ailment are adolescent females who spend too much time on their phones utilizing social media.

John: "Wow I can't look at facebook without seeing Sophie sharing depression quotes all the time!"
Brian: "You should just unfriend her, bro. she has Attention-Seeking Cunt Disorder."

by WhoLikesBananas August 22, 2017

Fiber Seeking Backhoe

An evil machine, normally found at construction sites, hellbent on finding your internet and removing it. Most hated machine in the IT realm.

That Fiber Seeking Backhoe totally took down my internet yesterday!

by Stevehnh April 10, 2011

squirking

When a girl is twerking and reaches a certain level of excitement and then Proceeds to squirt. It is refereed to as Squirking

Did you see that girl last night? She was Squirking everywhere!

by Verybadmole November 6, 2013

Heat-seeking moisture missile

An incredibly large, erect penis. Syn: dick, third leg, throbbing python of love,
Ant: prick

Launch the heat-seeking mositure missile!

by Chaoslight November 11, 2003

Squealing a beefer

An unusually large shit, that is normally paired with dehydration, but can often follow chinese food and pizza. Usually involves alcohol, but can be linked to various ethnic foods.

I am squealing a beefer right now, and it stinks.

by rheadorange January 14, 2010