Michigan Squeezing Twat

Michigan native who you are trying to pass or merge in front of that speeds up to close that gap.

I witnessed a Michigander towing their snowmobiles traveling at 60 mph in the left lane on I96 westbound perform a beautifully executed Michigan Squeezing Twat on a vehicles attempting to pass them.

by norm the plum June 5, 2017

Squeezing the Lemon

The act of a guy peeing in a girl's butthole and then proceeding to suck the entire contents of her ass out.

"Last night Jimmy was squeezing the lemon with sally. It was hot!"

by LLLLL December 5, 2004

Squeping

verb: (inf: to squep)

The act of being annoyingly important. Someone or something who hangs around just because no one can be without them. Basically, being important and rubbing it in peoples' faces.

The Navigator squeped with the group trying to have a quiet boat ride. Though his jokes were horrible and he was disruptive, no one could find the land if he left. Knowing this, he continued squeping.

by bassvillan July 6, 2006

squeezing the lemon

When driving, accelerating through the yellow light in the five seconds before it turns red. Not technically illegal.

Quit squeezing the lemon, bro, you're scaring me.

I had to squeeze the lemon twice to get to work on time.

by my pseudonyms are all taken November 23, 2013

squeezing the lemon

After urination where a man squeezes the remaining urine from the urethra.

"I'll be right out, I'm just squeezing the lemon!"

by bassfische April 8, 2017

squeezing the tube of toothpaste

1:a euphonism for what happens at staff parties at the queens place in england

"dude, squeeze my tube of toothpaste."

by Tim November 20, 2003

Squeezing the wheel

A term used for a guy masturbating while driving.

Last week, I saw a guy squeezing the wheel on 696.

by spada128 April 30, 2008