squatted on

to get blood in your mouth while performing oral on a girl, because she is menstruating

different from "red wings," which is the badge you earn after performing the act.

"did you hear about Johnny last night? he was tryin to get his girl off and he got squatted on, so now he's got his red wings."

by andynola April 2, 2008

dick squatter

Anyone who sits, squats or otherwise takes a dick into their pelvic region.

Mike is a fucking dick squatter

by Paul Black July 17, 2014

bog squatter

n. Person possessing no desire to advance at work or in society; needlessly apathetic human encumberance.

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Are you still going out with that bog squatter?

He's not a bog squatter! He's an artist. Why do you hate me?

I was just asking.

by gnostic1 October 12, 2011

water squatter

Someone who pretends to be a resident in a neighborhood so they can use the community pool. It can be done with or without a resident's knowledge.

Person 1: How are you planning to beat this heat wave?
Person 2: I am gonna lay in the pool.
Person 1: You have a pool?
Person 2: No, but my friend has one in their 'hood. I am a water squatter by pretending I live with them.

by SteelerPP July 8, 2012

Squatting Eskimo

The act of a man lying naked in the snow and a woman squatting on his penis to have sex.

My legs are so sore from the squatting Eskimo I gave Jim last night.

by manswer April 29, 2009

Squatter punk

Anarchists and activists who don't believe in compliance to the system. Squatter punks are usually involved in some form of far left activism, and the Anarcho-punk music scene. They occupy unused houses or buildings, places the capitalist society has consumed and thrown away. They are often vegan or vegetarian, many are straight edge.

Not to be mistaken for "street kids" who are more dumb and drunk.

Anarchism freeganism squat vegan activist anti-capitalist Squatter punk

by Vimana October 13, 2011

The Harlem Dome Squatter

When you are in the middle of getting dome from a bitch, and you squat and let her dribble your balls. Put her through the legs which improves ball handling. Then when you cum in her mouth yell swoosh!!!!

The Harlem Dome Squatter Yo I went to the city the other day, and this bitch wanted to be a Harlem Dome Squatter, and damn she had excellent ball handling, but after i swooshed she made me laid up!!!!

by James Thomas Bra December 9, 2009