Squatch

A term to describe a disturbingly hairy vagina. The word squatch derives from the mythical beast the Sasquatch.

Dude, i was about to tap that hot chick from the store. But she took her pants off and i saw that squatch and ran.

by Dextin July 31, 2011

Squatch

Verb: A really intense hug that lasts just long enough for both parties to feel better

Looks like you need a squatch.

Thank you for that squatch.

by Lunathehomelessrose July 16, 2016

squatch-a-potamus

A half balding, neurotic cat who licks her own fur off and sits in provocative poses.

Man, that cat's so crazy she's almost a squatch-a-potamus!

by Kailley July 11, 2007

Ass-squatch

Ass-squatch : The hairy area squeezed between your ass cheeks.

" I have to shave my hairy ass-squatch today"
" my ass-squatch is itchy"

by Sandra Sjostrom April 6, 2007

Squatch noodlin

An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.

Howdy, wanna go squatch noodlin?

by Mel Hung June 7, 2016

squatch

another term for bigfoot, or sasquatch; also used to describe a particularly hairy and / or bearded man.

Can also be used as a title or proper noun.

Here comes the Squatch! What's up, Squatch!

by OsirusR June 4, 2010

Squanchy

When your balls are so hot and sweaty that they stick to your thighs

God damn, my balls are so squanchy it would take pliers to remove them from my thighs

by Viking Nuts May 20, 2015