Squatch-tard

A person who is simultaneously a Sasquatch and a Retard. This could be accomplished by having a very tall person who has retard behavior, or by having an abnormally tall person with retardistic facial expressions.

Sarah, stop propping your chin on the rim of the basketball goal, you're slobbering all over the net....Ya freakin' Squatch-tard.

by PipTardsMan May 18, 2009

squating cobra

a pose for a naked G.I. JOE barbie doll. arms out, legs spead, holding a pencil

dude look his G.I. joe is in the squating cobra position!

by sryrudczad May 26, 2010

squatchee

Button on top of ball caps

What is the button on top of baseball hats? A Squatchee!

by Mr. Travis December 27, 2013

hobo snatching

when ever 2 or more hobos are eating out of the same can of canned food and one of the hobos takes his fork(or other utensil) and takes the food off of another hobo's utensil, usually a mark of the elusive Alpha-hobo

Rufus-"Man that my ramen noodle bitch!"

annonoymous hobo-"No! i have been hobo snatched!"

Rufus-"B.F.K. FO' LIFE BITCHES!!!"

HoboWatcher-"OMG, the rare and exciting Alpha-Hobo!!! GET THE CAMERA!!"

by clifton062 July 18, 2005

weave snatching soda snake

A snake who likes soda and snatching weaves. Some Mod or another... I dunno.. what are we talking about again?

LuzKlarita can kick Weave Snatching Soda Snake's bum.

by LuzKlarita March 14, 2017

Snatchin

Badder than bad. The ultimate bad bitch. The HBIC in other words.

Did you see Ana over there? That bitch is snatchin'!

by Dizzon March 21, 2012

squatching

Entering wild lands in search of evidence for the Sasquatch, The legendary bigfoot, a large bipedal primate sighted in many parts of the USA.

Let's go squatching.

by Frank Vincent Lauria December 19, 2008