An activity, usually done in the woods of the Pacific Northwest , at night, after much drinking. during this activity one locates a hollow log which likely contains a Sasquatch. Next an appendage of the noodlers choosing is inserted into the hollow log. The Sasquatch will then bite down on the appendage and can then be easily removed from the log and captured.
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“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
“Hey Mel tell me about your encounter with Kevin last night .”
“Betty it was fun until we got frisky. He was so big but it was too smelly. He definitely had a Squatch Tallywhacker!!!!”
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Get the Squatch Tallywhacker mug.A large terrifying truck driver. Squatch’s are easily identified by their unkempt facial hair and large stature. Squatch’s have been known to cause loss of bowel and bladder function in people who challenge them. Squatch’s are also famous for their putrid flatulence, likely caused by the poor diet available to truckers.
The Driver became terrified and shat himself when he angered the Squatch Trucker at the fuel island.
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"Man, I went out to Bigfoot last night. I got so squatch'd! I don't even know how much Wild Turkey they put in that."
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