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Squanching

The act of sitting on your ass and not doing shit at work.
I’m squanching today, let me watch my tik tok.
by Gertrude Madora March 28, 2022
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Squanch

A word used to describe a person’s quirky and hoeish personality
Damnnnnn, she seems mighty squanch
by Squanchy July 12, 2022
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Squanch

Squanch (noun) (verb) ( Adjective)
A word that changes definition based on the context of the conversation/ sentence in which it is used.
Man you really squanched that food up

Hey man look at that total squanch over there

Your dog is so cute I just want to Squamish him
by Timmy (Auron chadwick) October 26, 2022
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Indian Squanch

When you are not "actually" indian but you tell everyone you are.

You look nothing like REAL indian heritage, you do not endure in any of their unique skills & have no understanding of your tribe. Indian Squanch's normally order a ham and cheese sandwich when they are out to dinner, they do not know how to spear a fish because they are afraid of the water & they secretly rut in November. If you ever run into an indian squanch, just turn around and say "Bye Felicia"
Brenda! Dont be such an indian squanch!
by Littlebear90 November 5, 2022
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Squanch

To put someone beneath absolute filth; Dreg of the underfilth.
I will squanch this dude.
by Shekelboy April 1, 2020
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Squanch

Bro that’s not Squench, that’s SQUANCH
by A. Covington June 12, 2025
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Squanched

A word defining being defeated, usually used if any other words don't come to mind. Derived from the word Squanch from Rick and Morty. Not to be confused with the in-universe definition of Squanch.
Man, that guy got Squanched. Get Squanched, loser.
by AzzyJazzy29 February 4, 2024
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