squiddle

To pass through an entry way sideways to accommodate one's excessive mass.

"Brezina squiddled to get lunch."

by C Smith January 20, 2007

squiddleberry

when somebody is so annoying you want to squish them so they squiddle around. their face is red/blue like berries. they often have a circular facial structure.

OMG BRA YOU ARE SUCH A SQUIDDLEBERRY!!

by merhhhhhlin April 18, 2011

squaddle me down

When someone wipes your ass for you because you ran out of toilet paper.

I asked Corey to help me out and he said he would squaddle me down anytime.

by MikeMilla December 10, 2013

squaddle

To waddle from a squatting position.

After licking frosting from the cake, my sister tried to squaddle out of the reach of our mother's switch.

by milleresque February 16, 2015

squiddle

an avid fan of railways and dank memes

hey look at that gay retard Squiddle over there on the train tracks I bet he isnt even maxed on osrs

by isquiddlex April 26, 2017

squwiddle

The art of drawing on the toilet
Can be dangerous if not done carefully. Chance of getting the paper wet or getting paper stuck up your crack

Look at the squwiddle I've just done. Let me see your squwiddle

by Fake words July 23, 2017

Spudiddle

A slur that is pure gibberish, but is an unintentional use of sounds by a drunk or high person that is moments away from vomiting.

It can also refer to a person jacking off.

"I'm so... I'm so... Is the world a teacup ride right now?... If Spudiddle were.. It could GRHHHH!!!!"

"Some dude on the bus yesterday was like spudiddling himself in plain view."

by Spaghet boy October 11, 2018