Spronkledoodle

A intellectual species that has pool noodles for arms and legs. It's head is big, but not brainy. Closely related to a burrows.

Man: "Hey, did you see that?"
Other Man: "See what?"
Man: "The spronkledoodle, it was just there."

by Pewpew boom boom November 6, 2017

sponkedoodle

when you put your cock in the dishwasher and ur dad comes in and rapes your cat

fuck man! I got sponkedoodled yesterday

by whiteretard April 10, 2018

spronknillie

Spronknillie is where you wanna spontaneously sprinkle something sour on someone’s head

I’m gonna go spronknillie sally

by Laceythepaninihead September 24, 2018

Spoonku

A spoon but with “ku” added. It is a spoonku! (Same thing as a spoon, nothing really changed)

“When I want to eat, I use a spoonku!”

by spoonbetooku March 23, 2020

sponkers

Variant of "bonkers" that specifically denotes formerly unknown levels of craziness.

bonkers (adj.): familiar, everyday levels of craziness

sponkers (adj.): horrifying, non-euclidian, 2020 levels of craziness

This is absolutely sponkers.

by rotifer December 2, 2020

Spronkly

Spronkly is the word "sparkly", but with sad gay vibes.

I feel spronkly today.

by Hola niño April 8, 2021

Sponkey Coon

An African American person who shits them selfs and ejaculates at the same time.

“Woah bro look at that Sponkey Coon!”

by Man Handel August 9, 2021