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Old Speckled Hen

The act of ejaculating into a fan, in order to decorate another person with semen.
"If she doesn't stop nattering," said Ned, "I'm going to give her the Old Speckled Hen!"
by Bleccchman March 12, 2009
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your as cute as a speckled pup

A female or male that may be in your own opinion good looking and ya have a crush on her or him. You've seen a speckled puppy before.... prety damn cute !
Amber baby ,Your as cute as a speckled pup !!! So if I ever call ya a bitch ... I mean a cute lil'puppy bitch baby.
by Donkey Barn's April 15, 2017
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Sprackler

A tweeker, who spends countless hours performing mundane repetitive tasks such as cleaning, picking at their face, and never quite finishing anything except their bag of tweek
That Jessica is such a sprackler, did you know that she worked on the computer for 18 hours straight and it still doesn't work right?
by Chris Tollmeth April 18, 2004
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speckled fleebeedo

Any living creature with speckles. Most common are the speckled fleebeedo butterfly and the speckled budogg. They can be any color.
Look! A speckled fleebeedo budogg is chasing a speckled fleebeedo butterfly. Thats so cute!
by budogg2010 April 20, 2010
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specklet

Specklet is a small speckle like the small black dots on a ripe banana.

An extra small dot or grouping of small dots.
When I saw the specklets on the banana I knew it was too ripe for me.

When he removed the paint brush from the blue watercolor glass and shook it toward the wall, the tiny specklets of blue
appeared in a flower-like design reminding me of an art project I once did.
by Alfred Korpal December 12, 2010
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SpeckleBlast

the aftermath of a wet fart infused with dingleberries let loose upon your underwear.
"I have to go change my underwear, dude".

"Why?"

"Because I just let one rip and I speckleblasted the inside of them"
by MFNMikey September 20, 2011
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Speckle Monkey

An immature person, usually a grown adult, who tends to focus on the little things that make absolutely no difference and waste their life lost in trying to figure them out.
Sid: Hey man, what's going on?
Goob: I'm trying to figure this out!
Sid: Figure what out?
Goob: Where the water keeps going.
Sid: Down the drain buddy.
Goob: Yeah but, then where?
Sid: Who cares you speckle monkey.
by tdmiller February 28, 2013
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