alfalfa spout

Slang for penis, dubbed thus because of the alfalfa sprout-esque aroma of male ejaculate.

EE: What's wrong baybay?
PPK: I think my alfalfa spout might be broken. It just won't seem to go solid snake.

by Sirblondie June 16, 2009

spouting toss

to talk absolute rubbish.usually while drunk.but serial toss-spouters are not rare.

'my nova might only have a one litre engine but i can get 200 mph out of it easy'
'will u ever quit spoutin toss dave?!'

by master of the hill colleges February 26, 2004

out spout

A slang term for the penis, whether erect or not so, but being analogous to a garden spout or the mouth of a watering can.

Man, did you see R. Kelly? He was shooting from his out spout like there was no tomorrow!

by Jeremy April 18, 2005

The reverse whale spout

When one forcefully shoots diseas ridden diarrhea up a partners nasal cavity.

Yoooo! Last night I preformed the reverse whale spout on your chick!

by The OG Jesus January 10, 2017

for shiz up the spout

For sure (definently) pregnant.

Dude, I am for shiz up the spout.

by Pantalones Verdes May 26, 2008

Dirty down spout

When a chick lays on her back with the down spout from the house inserted in her pussy. 3 guys get on the roof. 1st guy pukes down the spout, 2nd guy takes a shit down it & the 3rd guy takes a piss to wash it all down.

Hey roofers, can you give me a dirty down spout?

by Sac makers June 24, 2016

fo shizz up the spout

means definitely pregnant...seen in the new box office hit "Juno"

...In the flim, Juno says "this isn't a food baby i am fo shizz up the spout.

by D.J. III February 1, 2008