Spike your spooker 

When someone pokes your perineum, the area between your genitals and your anus unexpectedly with their finger, a sharp object or a long implement such as a pole or a stick for an example.

Bruh, you better watch yourself. If you decide to do the hokey pokey and turn yoself around, I’ll be the one to spike your spooker!

Spike your spooker by Memelyn May 20, 2019

Sporked 

intr.v. Spork, Sporked, Sporks, Sporking. 1) The act of completely humiliating or obliterating someone verbally, in written/typed form, or any other media. 2) Forum section on Feminem.com containing a database of humiliating and obliteratory messages directed towards anti-supporters of the website. (Created by Essix and The Cake God, respectively)

You've been Sporked!™, courtesy of Feminem.com.

Sporked by Essix March 6, 2005

Shookedeth 

When you are beyond all forms of rattled, cheesed, and shook.

When a slippernut tells you the same story 5 times in 1 day, I automatically become shookedeth.

Shookedeth by Ixreka from up north. June 2, 2018

Mooker Spooker 

A sexual act involving the use of a clean, white Ralph Lauren pillowcase. The user defecates into the pillowcase, saving the contents for up to one week. Then, in mid coitus, obtains the feces-filled pillowcase and beats their partner about the head and shoulders until they are unconscious.

Last night I gave Dawn the Mooker Spooker...but then I had to sleep downstairs because I couldn't stand the smell.

Mooker Spooker by Axel Scar June 15, 2009

spöökey lämp

One month a year all moths give up on there dream for lamp and go to search for the spöökey lämp.

Moth loves spöökey lämp.

spöökey lämp by Thanos moth October 10, 2018

Spooned my own tits 

When one has fallen foul to a simple mistake of their own making, to great consequence.

Oh no, I just gave away my last can of spam and now I have none! I have really Spooned my own tits.

Spooned my own tits by Mon-Yat October 2, 2018

spooketh 

Similar to Shooketh , but used as in you're afraid or completely blown back by fear.

"Girl you hear that sound?"

"Oh nawwww."
"I am Spooketh"

spooketh by Shookmaster May 13, 2018