spaffords

Noun; The crumbs and small broken pieces frequently found in the bottom of a bag of snacks like chips.

The store did such a poor job bagging my groceries, by the time I got home there was nothing left in my bag of tortilla chips but spaffords.

by OhioSM September 30, 2023

Repetitive Spaff Injury

Hand strain gained through excessive touching of the naughty naughty places.

"I did done spaff so much last night I got a case of Repetitive Spaff Injury! And it bloody hurts!"

by Just Me, yup. October 7, 2006

Ashton Shoffner

Ashton Shoffner is someone who sticks out in a crowd of people. They typically don't have the best first impression, but once you get to know them, you'll come to see that they are very caring even if they try to hide it. They are very sincere with their opinions and don't like to be proved wrong, but will try to hide the fact they are aggravated. Ashton will be one of the most caring, authentic people you'll ever meet. He likes to give the impression he doesn't care about the little or big things, but in reality, he cares about it all. He isn't that good at expressing or talking about his feelings, but he is good at picking out gifts, and sticking to his goals. If he'll let you, being his friend, his person, will be an affectionate, notable, unique relationship. You'll not be able to compare anyone else like him, simply because he is himself, with his own opinions, something rare.

Eliza, "Hey, why does that guy not have a phone? Isn't he almost 16?"
Lilly, " Oh, that's just Ashton Shoffner"

by Myrealopinions October 26, 2020

shoffner

more than likey a persons last name, more common in the south. shoffner's are mainly people who have a german background,and shoffner actually originated in germany. people with this last name may have a nazis' in their family tree due to the heritage link.

wow that's that shoffner kid, he's so cool

by zeus,poseidon,athena,urmomma April 15, 2008

spaffed

when someone cums somewhere

I spaffed when this fit bird gave me head

by Smelting June 1, 2006

Scoff The Boff

Originated by immature people in boro, this involves, breaking wind, at the same time, grabbing the area behind your arsehole and making a cup effect with your hand. then placing your hand over a friend/enemys face.

*Andy Farted*... *he grabs the fart* places it over willo's mouth, and says Scoff The Boff

by Andy Gray May 6, 2004

spaff bomb

After a prolonged period of sexual abstinence, the explosion felt in the gentlemans area when the spaff bomb is finally released. Ladies may also feel the fast flying shrapnel from the bomb which can land anywhere but seems to target itself on the facial area. ( subject to approval)

Fuck me Dave. Did you hear the blast from my house last night? Finally blew up the spaff bomb. What a fuckin mess. The wife's happy tho cause it looks like we'll have to redecorate the bedroom.

by assmasta February 15, 2015