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spackle slap

1. Sex related; after engaging in sexual acts with a woman or a man, the man "busts a nut" into his hand and proceeds to wind up and smack the face of his partner. Quite the degrading act, but hysterical to think about / do and later recount to your friends.
1. I wasn't ever going to see her again and I figured this would be my one and only chance, so I spackle slapped that biddie
by BdazzL January 6, 2007
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Spackle Ass

Spackle Ass is the result of many hot, wet farts released over a long period of time without wiping. The person with Spackle Ass may feel as if hot spackle (or glue) has been poured in between the ass cheeks, and is usually very uncomfortable. Spackle Ass also happens while running and farting at the same time, or while holding in a shit for a long period of time. The best remedy for Spackle Ass is a hot shower. If not a shower, then a hot, coarse rag usually helps get rid of the Spackle Ass.
I really need a shower, Peggy. I got a bad case of Spackle Ass while driving up here, and it's starting to burn.
by SweetBill December 28, 2005
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Shockley

When a girl gives a guy, whom she is not dating, head in the woods.
Lexi:"Hey, I hung out with Brandon after school yesterday."
Breanna:"Cool. What'd you guys do?"
Lexi:"Well, I pulled a shockley, and after wiping the dirt off my knees with a napkin from my lunchbox, we went to Taco Bell."
Breanna:"That's sick, you're sick."
by Ridindirty1026 March 4, 2009
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speckledwarfed

To be deceived, tricked, or hoodwinked by means of flattery, impersonation, or the like.
"We've been duped! Bamboozled!"
"We've been speckledwarfed!"
by Frigits December 26, 2008
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Spookle dookle

Another name for the great drug, Marijuana.
Yo man, let's go smoke some spookle dookle.
by Jenna Ginger June 30, 2011
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specklegank

To rub one out on the head of a bronze statue while singing loudly. Must be done in public.
Moses Cleveland! Fuck yeah! I speckleganked his hairline in downton Cleveland while singing "My Milkshake!"
by Bwana Dik August 23, 2004
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spackleknacker

When you've got the runs and the spackle gets on your knackers
Johnny got the shit kicked out of him by a bunch of girls. What a spackleknacker!
by Gavin Spackleknacker January 2, 2008
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