Okay, a splurge monkey, is, like, you know, a kind of, it's, like, someone who can kind of not you know speak proper and who likes to blah on about shit. They really annoy me. Bloody splurge monkeys! I hate them all. Utter splurge monkeys. If I had my way they'd all be put down. NOW. Wankers!
by Archibald Wednesday January 1, 2005
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After a prolonged period without sex or masturbation a large amount of seamen is ejaculated quite violently across a great distance, often leads to bloobies .
by Mateus June 17, 2006
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Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.
Also can be used as a noun for someone who constantly achieves this mental reatardation.
That girl was giving the answer to the teacher and nobody knew what she was talking about. Even the teacher laughed. She was mad SPLURG-ing.
David Suh is such a SPLURGE.
David Suh is such a SPLURGE.
by South Pasadena Resident September 15, 2005
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This is when a man, and sometimes a woman, will grow a beard without a moustache as a compliment to the beard and it appears as if they have an amish-like beard AND they have no known affiliation with the amish community. Spurgy can be used to describe the person or the ugly beard itself.
I saw a man the other day with a red and gray colored spurgy, and he was grooming his spurgy inside his station wagon as he sat at the red light waiting for it to turn green.
by elcaminocity February 18, 2010
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