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splintering

The act of splintering is when a man puts his penis in between a girls armpit and masturbates. Recent polls show that more and more teens are splintering. In a recent study, 68% of sexually active teens between the age 14-16 say they have splintered before.
ex. Dude, i was splintering Seth's mom last night and Seth walked in on us!

ex. Were you splintering with Alyssa after Homecoming, because I thought I heard you all in the bathroom?
by SR, HW, and LS October 28, 2008
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Splinter Cell:Double Agent PC version

A half-assed Splinter Cell game that has more bugs in it than a decomposing rat has maggots.
by VulcanMak July 22, 2007
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St. Louis Slinger

A St. Louis diner classic. Scrambled eggs, hash-browns, hamburger, and melted cheddar cheese...all covered with chili. A favorite of Jeff Tweedy from Wilco.
After bowling all night at Saratoga Lanes and drinking PBRs I could really go for a St. Louis slinger at Tiffany's diner. I'll go poop tomorrow.
by JazzManSam April 12, 2010
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Splinter Group

A group of extremists who have broken from the state, somtimes the military, to form there own paramilitary organisation. They use terrorism/guerilla warfare to fight for thier cause
I.R.A has lots of splinter groups, and there are lots of communist/marxist splinter groups as well.
by Austin November 9, 2003
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slingerdoodle

a person or organism that does goofy actions and is a type of dog that is goofy
i love slingerdoodles they’re so goofy
by MiniFroggy404 July 2, 2022
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Mississippi Mud Slinger

The act of ram rodding a fat ass till the spicy brown dribbles down your fuck stick.
Oh shit Eric got the Mississippi Mud Slinger again. Look at that mess.
by Mr rumplenuts April 18, 2017
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splinter cell

An agent who has the freedom to eliminate any threat he perceives in any manner he sees fit.

Usually such agents are covered by "plausible deniability" - the agent is told what his job is, but not through the normal chain of command, so that the orders are not recorded. This way, if the agent is captured or killed, the government who sent the agent can claim that he was a rogue agent, acting without official orders or permission.
by Macavity January 23, 2004
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