Spliffa

A pothead Twitch Streamer.

Spliffa is a stoned beast.

by Drunk Fetus March 20, 2019

Spix

Describes a person so elite that the blizzard servers of world of warcraft are not suitable for his MMO needs. Usually dwells in his parents house and rarely cooks or washes for himself.

Will NEVER, in ANY circumstances, be WRONG

"Dude, whos that sad cunt playing WoW?"
"Thats Spix"

by BobbyNugget June 9, 2018

Splicer

A male or female who's face resembles the face of a Bioshock like splicer. This involves a combination of facial attributes that make someone look weird, disturbing and sometimes even horrifying.

- 'Splicers' are usually people whom have been a little bit to commited to facial reconstruction. Resulting in a somewhat Horrifying and disturbing appearance.

- 'Splicers' can also be People who are born with those facial attributes. The ugly stick effect.

- Someone can also be refered to as a 'splicer' if they have been subjected to a beating or have been in a accident.

Example 1: Donatella Versace is a splicer.

Example 2:

Guy 1: Holy shit dude, did you see that woman over there?

Guy 2 : Nah man :/ what's up?

Guy 1: Just look at her face dude!

Guy 2: FACK!

Guy 2: TIME TO EQUIP MAH ROCKET LAUNCHAH WITH HEAT SEEKING MISSILES ZOMG WTFFFFFF

Guy 1: FACKIN A, DUDE! I'LL BURN HER ASS WITH MAH FIRE PLASMID!!!!!!!

by Gagnar June 6, 2011

splifficult

You can't do something you normally can because you're too stoned

It's really splifficult for me operate the computer this morning!!

by Sazzy J November 25, 2009

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.

Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

by frighteninglystupid March 31, 2022

lickety-spliff

Rolling a joint at great speed.

Geoffrey: Hurry up already, Moff. 'Lock, Stock's' about to start and I wanna puff that herb!
Moff: Never fear, Mr. Geoffrey. I'll be ready with your ganja lickety-spliff!

by @Bugyack September 17, 2013

splickety splat

Adverb: quickly, to perform with great haste. A term used by suburban white stoners to describe the time frame in which the next round of "bakeage" should commence.

trevor: we should roll another one of those "splickety splat".
nick: okay........................bro...

Cal: dude, man....when we packin this bowl.
nick: dude, chillax im packin this shit "splickety splat".

by Callaro April 7, 2007