1. Yo them fools over there tripping and I ain’t got my piece I’m going to SPLIT
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig
2. If you don’t pay me my money by Friday I’m going to SPLIT yo wig
by FederalBanks December 20, 2020
Get the Splitmug. by Heptone March 19, 2016
Get the Splitmug. (On the ski slope)
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
Ragnar: Woa, I hate skis!
Nathan: Now why would you say that?
Ragnar: I just did the split second splits!
by erzebet333 July 25, 2010
Get the Split Second Splitsmug. Post sexual or early morning urination that splits into 2 or more streams typically due to an erection or low pee pressure.
by Heat123 December 30, 2007
Get the split streammug. An absolutely beautiful Frerard fan fiction that will tear your heart to pieces upon finishing. Featuring Gerard Way as a snobbish patient in a mental ward and Frank Iero, a rape victim. Read at your own risk. Commonly shortened to "asotm."
I read A Splitting of the Mind and cried for days.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
Don't read A Splitting of the Mind unless you're prepared for heartache.
by xxxStatic January 4, 2014
Get the A Splitting of the Mindmug. by I'm trash October 7, 2016
Get the a splitting of the mindmug. by Sarcastyc January 24, 2015
Get the Split a Turkeymug.