splinglang

when you punch someone in the face socket and it makes a satisfying plop sound, this is a splinglang

i splinglanged that bitch.

by sexual man May 6, 2008

slingle

a person being single but having the ability to sleep with, and or date multiple women and men.

That guy has been slingle for months now. I am slingle and loving it. That girl told me she was slingle and to call her.

by Hucklebuck February 9, 2010

Slingle

To be single and in a sling.

Amy:"You are so slingle"
Drake:"I know.:-( "

by The Animal Man April 9, 2016

Spingle

A spingle doesn’t have a meaning yet but Archie sheed is a real spingle and mr Marshall said that boys with small spingle tend to laugh alot

That Archie is a real spingle

by Spingle November 4, 2020

spingle

She is a spinster; he is a single! What about equalizing and get rid of derogatory mysoginist culture, by callung both with the same name; i. e.: spingle.

David and Mary met when both were spingles.

by giadevit June 14, 2021

splinger

a person who us over the top, pick me , attention seeking, annoying, entiteled, and thinks theyre so funny

omg do you hear her, she is being such a splinger

by supersexykenzi February 26, 2022

Splinkledink

Is the feeling when you’re so disappointed, that you can’t even be disappointed anymore.

I'm having such a splinkledink moment right now, ever since my wife fucked Jerome. I thought she really loved me. God I'm disappointed.

by idiotmonkeyman May 15, 2022