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splittercore

Extreme electronic music genre. Faster than the standard Speedcore but slower than extratone. Opinions differ, but it is usually between 600 and 700bpm.
Damn this splittercore is making my head hurt
by DICDICDIC December 29, 2007
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Keurig Spatter

a violent shit, or poop, that resembles both the sound made by a keurig when dispensing coffee, and the viscosity of the fluid exiting the keurig machine.

it resembles a bucket of mud being thrown into a large wind storm

it does not have to be confined to the toilet bowl; a keurig spatter can be in the general vicinity of the bowl including the floor, back of the toilet, or wall depending on the ejection force.
After eating 20 small candies that I later found out were laxatives, I keurig spattered all over the toilet.

Manager at restaurant: Busboy, get in there and clean up that keurig spatter all over the back of the toilet, the dinner rush is starting soon!
by Tight guy man Jones October 5, 2011
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splatterfuck

the act of having sexual intercourse and pulling the penis out of the vagina at the exact point of ejaculation, spraying semen everywhere and making an unexpected mess.
seldom popular with women outside of pornography, this manuever will likely result in a man being forced to wear a condom during all future sexual encounters.
by Dawn Davenport October 25, 2004
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Canadian Log Splitter

When performing the act of anal sex the female defecates upon the males penis, and in doing so splitting the feces into two pieces.
Last night I was plowing this chick's ass and she gave me a Canadian Log Splitter.
by Jay slough April 19, 2010
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snatters

Northern Ireland slang for Snot, Bogies, boogers in particular the runny outstream from the nose during a cold.
"Don't wipe your snatters on your sleeve!"
by FatFrankie November 27, 2007
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Shitter Splatter

Having the water in the toilet splash up and hit your ball sack and/or taint while taking a dump.
I ran in to the bathroom and dropped my pants just in time to unload a high pressure dump. If I didn't know better, I could have swore my dookie performed an epic cannonball from the high dive with the amount of Shitter Splatter I wiped off my sack.
by Ninjee Star March 25, 2013
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Russian Splatter

During anal sex, usually with a female, the person taking the sex farts, and follows through 'splattering' shit all over the penis. A curry, or any spicy food, can be eaten before hand to increase effectiveness
Ben: Omg did you hear about Jimmy?
Luke: No why?
Ben: Him and Sarah had anal, and she did a Russian Splatter!
by HydraForce July 16, 2014
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