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Platform 13 in the Manchester Piccadilly (in Manchester, UK) which is an absolute hellhole full of bare crowds
X: Go to hell
Y: Noo! Not Manchester Piccadilly Platform 13
by northerner195 November 28, 2021
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Platforming

The act of approaching someone from behind, and plopping one’s ballsack on their shoulder.
Ya bro, I heard John Hancock was platforming people when they signed the declaration. Should have been named John Hanballs.
by Bobby N SF July 13, 2018
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Testicular Platform

Use of the testicles to change the trajectory of a mans stream whilst relieving himself in the outdoors. (males only)
Guy 1: Hey man, don't sit that close to me. You just pissed and I don't need your piss mist anywhere near me.

Guy 2: Don't worry, I used my testicular platform to launch my stream to a safe distance.
by Copete389 June 4, 2011
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Platform

A well known Minecraft Server Owner, Hacker & DDoSer.
Known for downing Arcane, Velt, Royalty,Crusade
User 1: Platform
User 2: PLEASE DONT DDOX ME OFFLINE BROSKI 1337
by Dexter113 July 8, 2018
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Platform

To straighten your hair using the Platform, or the Platform P2.
"Hey bz did you platform this morning?" "Yeah, did I do a good job?"
by Allama August 31, 2008
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Splattermatterphobia

The uncalming fear of what may be on the underside of the toilet seat in a public bathroom.
Someone before you may have made some porcelain percussion with their toilet muffin pasted to the seat and made a heck of a mess on the under side. You are afraid to touch the seat and lift it up! This is Splattermatterphobia!
by Trackwalker March 4, 2009
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Orbital Battle Platform

Similar to wordGunrack/word, but much much worse. Likley to partake in stalking people on a regular basis.
by Coolmac October 14, 2003
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