stop splaining

A command to shut someone up when you don't want to hear what the other person has to say, nor explain the reason why.

Larry tried explaining his ambitious unrealized dreams to Anne, but there was no way Anne could understand his rambling lectures, and half baked ideas.
As soon as Larry would say one of his key words Anne was on que like a conditioned Pavlov Dog with rabies uncontrollably command Larry to stop splaining.

Larry would pout, and stammer in response, but with no hope of continuing.

by mlhiss May 7, 2020

Splain-shame

The act of explaining facts to someone in an effort to get them to realize they are acting in a shameful manner. Often used to convince people to stop believing that others are deceived by their bullshit.

"Bobby had to splain-shame George into admitting that his girlfriend was indeed a hobag"

by Johnnyboy369 November 5, 2019

Wo-splain

The explaination of something by a woman typically to a man, regarded as condescending or patronizing. Antonym to mansplain.

I'm listening to a woman wo-splain how to make half and half to her chef boyfriend.

by Lvonisenberg November 4, 2023

Splain

Like team ramrod, this is a wonder group

Go team Splain

by Spyderpig1937 February 16, 2022

Woman-splaining

A woman who is explaining something.

Jessica was woman-splaining very hard.

by Knosemore October 3, 2022

retard-splaining

1. The act of explaining something so simple that only a retard wouldn't already know.

2. The act of explaining something to someone as if they are retarded.

"it really depends on how you want togo about playing it. If you want to be more tanky go with an HP bonus, of you want self sustain then go for regen"
"Why are you retard-splaining to me?"

by BeezeChorger May 14, 2023

Will-splaining

1. When someone explains in great detail about a subject, or how to do do something despite the victim have a sufficient amount of knowledge and/or experience.

2. When you are told to do something, despite already doing it or are just about to do what has been asked already.

Will-splaining is usually accompanied along side words such as "mate" or "dude".

Will-splaining is often followed by a rear naked training dit-lock.

1.

LC3: "Red means port doesn't it?"

Will: "yeh mate, red is always used to show port, for example; in a marked channel the port side will be marked with red marker boys. However you'll need to keep in mind the direction you are travelling in and what zone you're in, in the UK the bouyage system will "welcome you in" so as you come into port the red port marker boys will be on your left but as you leave to go to sea they will be on your starboard side. You understand dude?"

LC3: "Cheers for Will-splaining that to me..."

2.
LC3: *driving a boat on a course 160 degrees at 20kts coming up to an obvious port turn in a channel, and is planning to turn*

Will: "alright mate just keep on a course of 260 degrees, make sure you're going 20kts and don't alter course as we'll cause a pendulum effect. Also when we get to that pair of marker bouys make sure you turn to port or we'll end up outside the channel, happy mate?"

by Hoofing_diddler September 28, 2024