Bucket and Spade

An inter-racial couple where an overweight (or not so overweight) white woman is involved with a black.

Bob: I see Clare has hooked up with Winston.
Janet: Yup, another bucket and spade.

by eminence grise August 8, 2010

ace of spades

Refering to holding the trump card of all, not caring for anything lesser

I don't share your greed, the only card i need is the ace of spades- motorhead

by Gumba Gumba February 20, 2004

spladow

"Spladow" is the onomatopoetic exclamation that a gentleman shouts while delivering a handfull of of ejaculate to the face of a partner via throwing in a sidearm motion.


Brought into popular use by Godfrey, a comic, on a VH1 Episode of "I love the 90's"

"That chickenhead was giving me head then I pulled out, and spladow!"

by Mister Spladow July 23, 2004

a splode

Slang for "explode" or "(has) exploded". This is more dramatic than "explode", and it usually implies a comic value. Originated on Homestarruner.com in the Strong Bad Zone or possibly on Neopets.

World War 2 has ended. Hiroshima a splode.

by Kazyan October 7, 2006

paid him in spades

In contract bridge, as well as a number of other card games, spades are the highest-ranking of the four suits (clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades.) Thus a bid in spades outranks a bid in hearts. By extension beyond cards, "in spades" expresses a decisive, complete, no-doubt defeat. If I suffer a (real or imagined) injury from you, and I retaliate with disproportionate vigor, I have paid you back "in spades."

paid him in spades - In contract bridge, as well as a number of other card games, spades are the highest-ranking of the four suits (clubs, diamonds, hearts, spades.) Thus a bid in spades outranks a bid in hearts. By extension beyond cards, "in spades" expresses a decisive, complete, no-doubt defeat. If I suffer a (real or imagined) injury from you, and I retaliate with disproportionate vigor, I have paid you back "in spades."

by VadimK August 8, 2009

Big Jim Slade

Former tight end for the Kansas City chiefs with the sexual appetite of 100 men. Know to have pleasure thousands of women accross the greater Nebraska area. Big Jim Slade comes with the Joy of Sex audio series in case the man cannot perform Big Jim Slade will slide up in there and throw his thing down.

"Her man could get it up so Big Jim Slade burst through the door and threw his thing down to the womans delight."

by Sparky McDougal February 16, 2005

Spladoosh

A brand of cream first released in 2008 to cure a disease called Sandy Vagitis, more commonly known as sandpaper vagina. Over the years, the CDC further developed their product in many different colors & flavors, as well as adapt its use for nature’s condom and OstrichCamels alike. The product’s advertising phrase soon became “Spladoosh: for those sandpapery days!”

The CDC was pressured to create Spladoosh in response to threats of women weaponizing their sandpaper vaginas. In today’s day and age, male college students routinely flock to their local Walmart for bottles of Spladoosh once a month to fend off rampant dust storms developing in female dorm rooms.

Tanya: “I haven’t been able to Fedelisk in days.”
Ron: “All I hear is ‘blah blah blah my problems.’ Take some Spladoosh or something.”

Susan: “My problems hurt.”
Dr. Jackson: “I recommend Spladoosh.”
Susan: “But-”
Dr. Jackson: “I RECOMMEND SPLADOOSH.”

by tothewillymobile October 18, 2011