Spraping

The art of spooning someone without consent

T*ny was spraping cl*re

by Tony Wu March 11, 2011

sparkling mermaid

When a guy dumps his load on a girls face, then slaps her with a fish

My face hurt after he gave me a sparkling mermaid.

by Mike February 3, 2005

spergling

A tiny aspergers whiner.

That damned spergling wont shut up!

by DunAsk November 3, 2015

Sparkling Water

Effervescent posh beverage artificially charged with carbon dioxide. Only drank by tories.

Morgan: ‘Oh Theresa, pass one a glass of sparkling water please’

Theresa: ‘Only if you plan on throwing it over the peasants’

by Peasant01 June 10, 2018

Shirazing

First: When you're out with the boys and getting drunk only on Shiraz

Second: When you are alone and depressed and drinking your sorry's away with nothing but Shiraz

Mate: Hey man, wanna go Shirazing Saturday night?
You: Cowabunga dude!!

by donaldchump June 11, 2018

spilling spaghetti

Typically found on 4chan, spilling spaghetti means acting in a socially inept way/doing something awfully awkward

it's just 20 minutes of retards spilling spaghetti, misunderstanding each other and getting nowhere
it's not fun or entertaining

Like all things its just intense shitposting, majority of anons here cant even talk to their parents much less a child without spilling spaghetti some do it just to invoke that feeling like going to /pol/ and just baiting obvious vile shit for reactions

I will be a tiny bit disappointed if they dont have a scene of Suletta spilling spaghetti all over the floor because she has no idea how to dance or conduct herself like the country bumpkin she is

why do they seem so painfully, autistically, awkward on stage? all of them are spilling spaghetti everywhere

by DaireenM November 26, 2022

sparkling water

1: soda without any flavor, the worst kind of water.

2: masochist water

"hey, did you hear that Jim's favorite drink is sparkling water? That son of a bitch must be crazy, or a masochist."

by BigHiggins69 October 11, 2020