spide

Native to Belfast, but variations are found throughout the UK under different guises. (e.g, Glasgow/Edinburgh - Neds, Liverpool - Scallies) Spides have a general dress code. This consists of a tracksuit, baseball cap and brilliant white trainors. This uniform is often complimented with a few sovereign rings and the biggest necklace they can afford. A spide can often be found in estates or on some occasions in public. It is when they enter into civilisation that a spide is at it's most dangerous, often hunting in packs for people they don't like the look off. These groups include rival spide groupings, students, 'hippies', ethnic minorities and the elderly. It is advisable to avoid spides as they can get quite aggressive when confronted with reason. In their native habitat of the 'estate', spides like nothing better than drinking 'carry-outs' and fertilising millies. Often cheat the benefits system

The dole office was full of spides many of whom had little tashes. Janty was there too.

by Al Bundy August 22, 2003

spider web eyes

When the man drops his goo into a girls closed eyes and then she attempts to open them creating a goo web.

I went out with this chick and jizzed on her eyes giving her spider web eyes.

by skytripa October 3, 2007

spider fight

Lesbian scissoring sex

Racheal and Kelly were spider fighting loud enough for me to hear them!

by Friesforspies February 2, 2017

slideshow mike

An unknown person mentioned in the dolan twins videos who helps them do weird stuff

Ethan: now we are going to throw theese expired birthday cakes brought to you by slideshow mike to to show dearly affection towards grayson

by jimson.dolan May 3, 2018

backwards camel spider

The art of sticking your penis inside your partners mouth (with permission), as she proceeds to bite as hard as physically possible. Your job is to hold onto her head as hard as possible, and run up the wall backwards. Tip: Balance is key!

Johnie: "Me and stacy have perfected the distinct art of the backwards camel spider"

by BellyJabies March 15, 2015

December 22 Tiktok Slideshow Incident

On December 22, many people were posting porn and inappropriate stuff while tiktok moderation was on vacation.
This lasted a day or so and there were many of them all over the fyp.

damn bro remember the December 22 Tiktok Slideshow Incident
oh yeah it was my first time seeing naked women, it was crazy

by Sir Bartholemy January 17, 2023

Spider Legs

The rare condition when a chick has 2-inch hairs growing off her nipple area.

Erin: "I don't want you to be alarmed, but I have these hairs growing off my tits."

Steve: "It's OK, let me take a look......Holy Christ!!! they look like SPIDER LEGS!"

by cberry March 3, 2014