Def. 1: When a man ejaculates into a spider monkey's hand and proceeds to throw the jizz it into his partner's face.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
Def. 2: When a man ejaculates into a spider money's hand and throws the monkey at his partner.
by TAAE September 26, 2008
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by Jimmy Longshot January 14, 2010
Get the Spider Monkey mug.Where a man gorillaglues his feet to the ceiling and a woman climbs up him and they 69 whilst they are both violently shitting
by D0gm3at August 3, 2019
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'hey man, upto tomorrow?'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'
'not much, you?'
'same here...y'know, I could really use a spider-monkey. It's been a while.'
by zolivia December 9, 2010
Get the spider-monkey mug.A sexual position where the male inserts his penal object into the breastulare corals (may be commonly referred to as cleavage) and achieves orgasmic fusion as the female makes a licking or sucking motion on the male's testicles.
Jeff's busty ginger girlfriend suggested the spider monkey position after the missionary position got old.
by Yobungus1337 December 31, 2010
Get the Spider monkey mug.A high level sex move in which the girl is face down on a bed (imperative given the power of the thrust) the man positions himself on the girls buttocks facing her legs, which are held by the man as far up as he or she can handle. The man then penetrates straight down for maximum depth- after that its a matter of thrusting as hard as possible until one or both of the partners bursts into uncontrollable screams. And that is the inverted spider monkey.
Mike did you hear that the interns where doing the inverted spider monkey last night, apparently the screams could be heard for blocks.
by TheOnlyTruth1 July 6, 2010
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