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REO Speedwagon

The Speedwagon was a fast station wagon of the 1940's made by Ransom E. Olds (I don't know what the E stands for). Mr. Olds started two car companies, Oldsmobile and REO. Oldsmobile was later purchased by GM. REO became extinct a long time ago. Obviously, Oldsmobile is now just a part of automotive history as well.
Think of the REO Speedwagon as the Dodge Magnum SRT8 of the 1940's. I seriously believe the band was named after the car (also with Pantera).
by Otto Bahn June 18, 2006
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California Speedway

Shoving a tube into a girl's ass then rolling HotWheels cars down it.
by Yo madre essay November 26, 2006
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speedhorn

metamphetamine induced erection
i got a speedhorn, lets fuck!!
by Anonymous September 20, 2003
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Spedward

A name for a Sped or Stupid person. Also anyone with the name of David Toala Flores.
Be quiet, Spedward.
by Melman The Giraffe June 11, 2018
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Texas Motor Speedway

Texas Motor Speedway is a garbage racetrack. It's so bad they have to throw glue down just to get multiple grooves to race on.
Texas Motor Speedway deserves to get bulldozed
by Yeet lmao 69420 October 22, 2020
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Speedway

A place for hookers/sluts/whores, or anyone just lookin' for fun. Usually very busy and popular. The Speedway is normally in business anywhere from midnight to 5am. If you plan on attending one of Speedway's nightly orgies, rapes, are one-on-ones, be careful. It's some seriously fucked up shit. Entire bathrooms and offices have been redone in the past due to "work related incidences". Speedway does, in fact, take coupons. Be sure to leave tips!
"So, what'd you do last night?" "I don't fuckin' know, I just woke up naked on a street corner with a coupon stuck up my ass cheeks." "Awesome! You were at Speedway, too?!"
by YOWADDUPHOMIEG February 18, 2011
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Chocolate speedway rider

a term used to describe to men having a fun ride together
dude:Shall we go on the waltzer its a mans ride,proper scary
gh3y:no mate im a Chocolate speedway rider
by b1nn7 September 16, 2008
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