speedo typing 

Making typographical errors because you are too busy thinking about what you have on instead of real underwear.

"Damn this speedo typing... ( ahem )... must put some sensible undies on!!!" -David Coverdale, Lead Singer of Whitesnake

speedo typing by gojira931 September 9, 2010

Speedo-intellectual 

A person trying to sound a lot smarter than they actually are but also dress in a manner that leaves very little to the imagination.

That man at the beach was using fancy words but didn't quite know how to use them, but that's OK because he's packing it down there. He's a Speedo-Intellectual.

Speedo-intellectual by jsizzle82 September 10, 2020

speedo and cinna 

a unknown relationship between the sfw and nsfw artist Speedoru or SpeedoSausage and a 16 year old girl on discord called Cinna

person 1: hey dude did you know speedoru is in a relationship with a girl on discord?
person 2: what?
person 1: and her name is cinna..?
person 2: dude i genuinely have no idea what are you talking about
person 1: wait you don't know speedo and cinna are dating?
person 2: lmao no

speedo and cinna by atyzin April 24, 2021

Speedo Man 

A man that is a strong swimmer and wears a Speedo with complete confidence.

He lives his life on his own terms and isn't afraid to stand out, especially when it comes to comfort and functionality.

Don't bother trying to body shame or tell him about being modest, his confidence is indestructible, he sees through the lies...

I think I've spotted a Speedo Man. I'm so jealous, I wish I was as confident as him, wow he's a really good swimmer too.

Speedo Man by Leo Fitzgerald January 15, 2024

Speedo Smuggler

You ever see 2 record holding watermelons next to each other?... Imagine it, now put that on the backside of someone on my 600 pound life.... Now put a Speedo on it. Voila!! Hope you have enough bleach for that image!

Damn!! Yo momma a straight Speedo Smuggler! You lucky you didn't get squished on exit bro.

Speedo Smuggler by RichTheRedn3ck August 28, 2024

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026

Speedo torpedo

To take a shit in a public swimming pool with intention of watching the chaos that ensues when the said shit is noticed.

Rick did a speedo torpedo last week, it took just 3 minutes to empty the pool of people

Speedo torpedo by Rusty bullet buster January 4, 2026