Spender

1. The best damn moderator anyone EVUH did see.

2. A person of excessive sexiness when in the field of combat.

That Spender, why, he's such a great mod that he just makes me want to touch myself!

by Committee for Laserbeam Pandas June 16, 2009

dyslexic speedreaders

Two Hollywood rappers and cracker from Oakland form one of the most outrageous hip hop acts on earth. Mickey Avalon, Andre Legacy, and Dirt Nasty combine efforts to represent the Hollywood lifestyle better than Lohan and her coked out fun. With outrageous backstage antics and songs like "Last Night A BJ Saved My Life" and "My Dick", Dyslexic Speedreaders have taken the underground hip hop scene to another level.

In the Hollywood hills, swallowing pills, tipsy all scotch and whiskey sniffin' blow through hundred dollar bills. Those Dyslexic Speedreaders know how to shake the bacon.

by Karaudio October 8, 2007

speader

Someone, most frequently a "sussy baka", who is extremely fast at doing your mom.

"Yo I saw this Bread dude hanging around the block the other day, he a chill dude?"
"Nah, I hear he's a real speader 😖🖐"

by Snaledude January 31, 2022

mexican speedwrench

A hammer. Usually the bigger, the better.
A tool (claw hammer, ball peen) that can disassemble something a lot faster than a conventional wrench.

Man, I can't get this thing loose. Pass me the mexican speedwrench.

by abacus November 18, 2004

Speedrape

A psychological strategy used for penetrating the tough and unwilling minds of hyper-competitive women who have otherwise no interest in the user. It is typically used by university guys who are in academically inferior programs to open their game to high class med school girls.

Dude 1: Hey bro that asian girl is pretty hot. You should go for her.

Dude 2: Na man I can't, I'm in sociology.

Dude 1: Hey no worries, me too, just use speedrape.

Dude 2: Hi I'm dude2. What's your name? what do you say I carry your books?

Supersmartgirl1: Sure....

by USB Schooler September 25, 2011

Life speedrun

Basically it means go die faster.

Person 1: You suck at this game!
Person 2: go life speedrun

by SomebodyDoingStuff March 23, 2021

speedramps

The dreaded heamorroid.

Fuck sake! Watch the speedramps love!!

by Fountain of Knowledge July 24, 2005