supasticated

getting drunk.

we are just going to go get supasticated.

by haaaannnnnahhhh March 25, 2011

Spazticated

The word ‘spazticated’ rooted in the words : ‘spaz’ , ‘sped’ and ‘educated’ is a deprecated term that refers to someone who is of a mental disability or who has a low intelligence. The word specifically implies ‘ special education ‘ and is usually used as a form of insult.

My mate Dan used to go to a special school, he’s so spazticated

by Jamello Jaquavy Wavy Dingle June 21, 2025

Splaticated

To be severely intoxicated

I was so splaticated last night that I think I slept with my cousin.

by Big Time Slimmy Jim G November 19, 2010

spastitute

A spastic who's general lack of self esteem and rock bottom economic /social standing has ultimately led them into proistitution and or drug addiction. Having arisen as a direct result of the global econoimic recession spastitutes now have a niche market in the world of prostitution often with client bases consisting of the rich, famous and powerful. It is rumoured that 3 spastitutes actually have a hidden bum dungeon 30 feet below the house of commons.

Hello their tarquin, im off to play polo would you care to join me?

Why thank you sebastian, but i must politely decline as im parked on double yellows and there's an angry spastitute in my boot gagging on a cuntflannel.

by necromancer March 6, 2012

Spasticytis

(Spastic cytis) A condition bought on by the consumption of too much alcohol .
Getting to this level of drunk immediately earns the person triple legend status with honours

Russ is partying hard, won't be long before he suffers from spasticytis

by Sick little wombat November 6, 2017

Spastamicated

A person is very retarded and can't do anything for himself

Yo Jimmy is spastamicated

by My space February 21, 2018

spastimicated

when someone is acting very dumb and says something stupid.

for example... “your actually so spastimicated”

by wet biscuit April 7, 2021