Spanner and screwdriver 

Spanner - cocaine and MDMA. 2. An idiot/spencer. 3. A problem i.e. to throw a spanner in the clockwork.
Screwdriver - orange juice and vodka. 2. A knife with a chipped off tip. 3. A twisting punch that does internal dammage.

Im totally spanskrew man, too many spanner's to many screwdriver's.

Get a spanner and screwdriver down your neck man.

Spanner and screwdriver by Step lupid May 30, 2024

Spanner in the Planner 

Imagine you have a large, intricate plan. One little issue causes the entire thing to come crashing down. You got a Spanner in the Planner.

Person 1: Dude, all my friends were gonna come over for this massive party, but one of them accidentally brought the wrong shit.
Person 2: That just threw a Spanner in the Planner, eh?

Spanner in the Planner by JamesnLollify September 27, 2024

Spanner Man 

A construction worker who lack's the skill set to do the job they have turned up at a site to do but will please the management by playing with the managers spanner

fuck me look who's turned up it's that matt Welford from Stoke it won't be long before he's playing with the bosses Spanner # Spanner man

Spanner Man by Phil Blade November 14, 2024

Left-handed spanner wanker 

The opporsite of a right-handed rench tosser

What a left-handed spanner wanker!

Left-handed spanner wanker by SPENCER-1975 October 19, 2009

wank spanner 

Your hand(s). A tool to complete the job of jacking off with.

Whats the boy going to do..he got both his wank spanners blow of in Bagdad

wank spanner by poondaddy January 5, 2005

fanny spanner 

Slang for cock or willy

Jason - How did it go last night then?

Colin - All good mate, poked my Fanny Spanner right in her Cock Socket

Jason - Touch!

Colin - yes

fanny spanner by colin worth July 23, 2007

wank spanner 

wank spanner-reference to the wanking hands of a fit bird in reference to her wanking you off

2 jeremy beadles deformed hand also known as a wank spanner

check out the wank spanners on that bird
look at jeremy beadle and his deformed wank spanner

wank spanner by Jeremy Beadle January 15, 2004