When two or more people are involved in anal sex and the males penis pushes up on a turd, he is considered a Turd Spanker.
Yo did you hear about Scot!? Apparently he was giving it to his boyfriend in the butt and got some poop on his Johnson. Bro, what a Turd Spanker!!
by HairyStikNeverShave June 02, 2017
Shit Spankings is the art of picking up a handful of sloppy, stinking dog shit and smacking someone on the head or arse with it causing a dog shit explosion.
Move out the way or you will get shit spanked all over the place. Watch out here comes the Shit Spanker, he's going to shit spank you all over the place you shit shoveller.
by bradsbadluck September 02, 2018
an absolute piss missle in baseball, gone forever aaron hernandez, legit never coming back like buddy you better ask that pitcher for another ball because that thing isnt coming back son
by spanker tanker man June 12, 2022
by Tittyspanker47 November 03, 2016
My girl in prison so I got lotion bottle with her picture glued on it . I'm a wife spanker yeah but a cheater no.
by Han $olo March 27, 2023
by getch1er January 01, 2007
n. Any number of slack-jawed liberal idiots without enough to do. Very possibly on some welfare or grant program of some kind. Possibly vegan, probably a coward or French.
by dizzave September 18, 2006