Urine soaked cock 

When life just can't get any worse.Real horror show Can be resolved if men keep baby wipes in their car, so when that "urine trickle" comes out after they finish making peeps, they can clean themselves correctly.

Sometimes life gives you lemons, and you can make lemonade...but sometimes the world just gives you some Urine Soaked Cock!

Urine soaked cock by Andi June 10, 2006

gin soaked 

a woman who drinks far too much gin....

usually emotional and seemingly unhinged and wreeking of the stuff, almost like her clothes have been soaked in gin.

also used as a general term for a drunk emotional woman, regardless of the intoxicating liqour of choice.

Tony : "i think that woman is giving me the eye"

Del : "easy man she don't look too steadyon that stool, and she has got ladders in her tights!"

Tony : "i think you are right my friend, i recon she's a gin soaked HAG"

Del : "you can tell by her eyes man, she looks like somebody killed her cat - she is definately a gin saoked

Tony : "best be giving her a wide birth then.........."

gin soaked by yadaddytdon April 4, 2010

diaper soaked

Covered in a substance.

After I shot my load on my girl, her brown eye was diaper soaked by my man milk.

diaper soaked by trevor Boone August 6, 2007

Sweat Soaked Mattress

A really nice person. Someone who thinks kindness isn't enough and tries to pay your mortgage by selling their car.

Damn man, I didn't even ask him to buy me a PS5. That dude is a sweat soaked mattress.

Sweat Soaked Mattress by Triptow November 21, 2020

Get Soaked 

To have sex

Hey my buddy is gonna get soaked

Get Soaked by Wawawaterboyyyyy June 26, 2021

Cream soaked 

When you’re soaking your Mormon mates whilst eating ice cream and jumping too vigorously your ice cream falls from your mouth onto the soaking couple at the same moment the man comes inside the woman.

“Oh man Joseph Smith got way too excited with the cookies and cream the other night, he completely cream soaked us right as Zachariah came inside me”

Cream soaked by Abo965 May 31, 2025

smoaked 

To be absolutely smitten with Felicity Smoak from Arrow.

The first time Oliver saw Felicity there was just something about her. He was Smoaked.

smoaked by BaitNBitch August 31, 2017