Snuffleapagus

When someone places a high pressure water gun used to wash cars, up or around your bum and squeezes the trigger, leaving you feeling like you have just shit diarrhea in your pants. Not pleasant at all...

"Hey man, tell me when Bryce comes around so I can give him a snuffleapagus."
"Alright, he's coming!"

-squeeze trigger-
"Oh shit! Why'd you snuff me?!?!"
"I thought you needed to cool down haha"

by Youdontknowme!!!!! June 8, 2013

Snuffleufagus

An enlarged jar of Nutella that has come alive and has the sniffles

I accidentally bought snuffleufagus at the store.

by Maddie Inez April 18, 2017

Slutfleupagus

Adj- A scary or average looking broad used for sex after not getting laid for a long time but you don't want your friends to see or know her.

Also see Moped.

Mike- Yo Steve, the club is lame, none of these girls are down to fuck.

Steve- Better call the Slutfleupagus!

by Teflon2010 June 14, 2011

shuffleupigus

A clumsy or stupid person

He is a shuffleupigus, he always trips down the stairs

by Silas-Shuffleupigus June 20, 2023

snuggleupagus

The ultimate cuddle experience.

Can we snuggleupagus tonight?

by I love cows more than anyone October 10, 2023